THE 7 DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BIG BOYS IN AAUA By: Olagoke Olaniyi IJOBAA AAUAOlofofo

Either you are a broke nigger who always package himself and dress to
the hit or you are a rich nigger who use his heavy wallet to oppress
his peers, or use it to lure beautiful girls into his amorous net.
The thing is, every guy in AAUA is a Big Boy in his own way.

These seven categories of Big Boys about to be mentioned is just an
idea and you all can dish out yours via the comment box below.. lets
go…

1. BIG BOYS DOING IN "BIG STARCH"

These set of Big Boys are classified as EGE club, there clothes always
starched during the rainy season and dry season.They can be seen in
every category meaning they may be brilliant or dull, it all depends.

One distinctive character with these type of Big Boys is that they
don't joke with starch. With their well tailored, ironed and starched
shirt, you just unanimously believe these guys are Big Boys, because
they always dress to the hit. Hon. Ege from SOMASSA is one of the
majesty in this Ege Clan.

2. BIG BOYS WITH THE "BIG IQ"

These are basically the type of guys that give all their attention to
their studies. They are phrased as bookworm.
Other students, guys and girls inclusive are always seen flocking
around them because they are book master and they always have one or
two things to tell you that you don't even got an idea about.

3. BIG BOYS WITH "NO CASH" IN POCKETS

These are the type of guys you see repping" the hood on daily basis.
Academics don't have their full attention, party is just their thing.
They either in school to submit an assignment, meet up with that
lecturer who is always taking attendance or showcasing their fresh
kicks ( kicks, meaning their cloths, shoes or accessories..).

The fuckup thing is that most of these guys have no money in their
pockets let alone account. They are always looking for a way to
boycott payment of school fees after expending all their money at
Destiny Collections and Amazing delicacy. Funny thing is, these are
the type guys that run entertainment cliques, clubs and so on

4. BIG BOYS AS BEASTS IN THE GARDEN OF SHEEPS"

These class of Big Boys are usually drug lord. They smoke anything
wrapped in paper. They smoke weeds and drink alcohol anytime of the
day. They are beasts because they often belong to the society of high
men where forgiveness is a sin. They oppresse and terrorize any sheep
who crosses their boundary.


5.BIG BOYS AS G-BOYS

Ask me who are G-Boys? ButI'd not like EFCC infestation of My Alma-Mata.
These dudes Spend Money on everything and anything they intimidate the
likes of us.
Dudes in this Categories are Mostly in school to get the certie cos
for class you no go see them they had paid someone for that. Some of
them ride cars that are too expensive for some lecturers to ride.

6. BIG BOYS LIKE THE "GREAT GATSBY"
Before I start, just know I am from this category..'winks'.. and hope
you have seen the movie, "Great Gatsby" by Leonardo di Carpio.. well,
to the point, these are the type of guys that have a bit of
everything.
They don't miss classes and they are always high determined. They are
neat, classy, have selective friends. To an extent, some other
students usually regard them as snubs.

Another admirable thing is, they are hardworking and can keep a
balance between every activities they find themselves in. Most of them
are Entrepreneurs as they try to think beyond whats being taught in a
classroom thereby exposing themselves to the events of the real world.

7. BIG BOYS IN BIG UNIFORM
These class of students are Senior students.
They possessed high authority from the school management to pilot the
boat of students.
They are paramilitary in the school and have their base located within
the school walls. Even though they are presently on sabbatical holiday
in the campus, but painfully, AAUAites will never forget them for any
reason.